About Me

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Im a cat, of the tuxedo type. I'm vocal and like to moan. I also like to talk. A lot. But my stupid dumbass owner Jen doesn't understand anything I say. Idiot. I like jumping in boxes and making dens out of clothes left on the floor.I have a little sister called Fuzzy and a waste of space son called Grey Cat.

Monday, 31 January 2011

Fuzzy A.K.A Needle Claws

Fuzzy has been right ANNOYING today. Just cause she's small she thinks she's king of the cats. Well she aint. She kept on jumping on me and attacking me and biting me and hitting me and it was getting right on my cat tits. So I did this proper bad ass move on her. I grabbed her by the waist, reverse style, pinned her down and kicked her in the face like a bazillion times over and over till she ran off crying . It was sweet. That sure shut her up. I am so awesome.

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Breeeoow

Stupid tail, thinks he's so good...I sure showed him. The loser.