About Me
- Baz
- Im a cat, of the tuxedo type. I'm vocal and like to moan. I also like to talk. A lot. But my stupid dumbass owner Jen doesn't understand anything I say. Idiot. I like jumping in boxes and making dens out of clothes left on the floor.I have a little sister called Fuzzy and a waste of space son called Grey Cat.
Saturday, 5 March 2011
Mousey?
Who the HELL put my IKEA mouse on top of the shoe holder? I can't bloody reach it up there. This is NOT funny. There will be words.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Space heater = pure awesome
Why has no one introduced me to a space heater before NOW?? It's ridiculous, I've been squeezing myself underneath radiators for like my whole life, trying to get as much warmth from them as possible, and THEY SUCK! Then one day I walk into the room and BAM! there it is, like a fire in a box. Mmmmmm. Toastie. Screw you radiators, I've moved on.
Laters
p.s-The wall tastes really nice today
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