Lately I've been overhearing Jen saying that I'm getting chubby. This is seriously uncool.... today is payback...
- Wake Jen up by Meowing really freaking loudly in her face: Check
- Head butt the bathroom door open while Jen's in the bath: Check
- Go to sleep on Jens new dress (Making sure to get fur ALL over it): Check
- Claws to the kneecaps: Check
- Do the annoying meow over and over again until Jen has to get up and let me out, then immediately jump back through the window: Check
- Eat all the good food so Fuzzy gets hungry and Jen has to buy some more with money she doesn't have: Check
Mwuhahahahaha
Jen:1 Bazil:6
Cat biscuits??? BLORK...Where the hell is my soft food??????
I caught a mouse for Jen today. Nice gesture right? WRONG! Apparently people don't like dead mice lying on the carpet. What is wrong with them? The freaks. I showed Jen, and all she did was throw it in the bin. What a jerk. I give her a gift and this is what she does. I dunno why I even bother. To top it off, Fuzzy caught a bird and when Jen saw it she left it lying outside for like a WEEK! Oh right so if Fuzzy catches something, Jen practically pins it to the fridge. Just cause it was like three times the size of Fuzzy probably, like I can't catch a bird that could pass for an owl. Big deal. Man I'm pissed off. I'm gonna go roll around on the floor for a bit. That'll cheer me up.
