Stupid Jen

I caught a mouse for Jen today. Nice gesture right? WRONG! Apparently people don't like dead mice lying on the carpet. What is wrong with them? The freaks. I showed Jen, and all she did was throw it in the bin. What a jerk. I give her a gift and this is what she does. I dunno why I even bother. To top it off, Fuzzy caught a bird and when Jen saw it she left it lying outside for like a WEEK! Oh right so if Fuzzy catches something, Jen practically pins it to the fridge. Just cause it was like three times the size of Fuzzy probably, like I can't catch a bird that could pass for an owl. Big deal. Man I'm pissed off. I'm gonna go roll around on the floor for a bit. That'll cheer me up.