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Im a cat, of the tuxedo type. I'm vocal and like to moan. I also like to talk. A lot. But my stupid dumbass owner Jen doesn't understand anything I say. Idiot. I like jumping in boxes and making dens out of clothes left on the floor.I have a little sister called Fuzzy and a waste of space son called Grey Cat.

Sunday, 13 February 2011

Sweet Revenge

Lately I've been overhearing Jen saying that I'm getting chubby. This is seriously uncool.... today is payback...

  • Wake Jen up by Meowing really freaking loudly in her face: Check
  • Head butt the bathroom door open while Jen's in the bath: Check
  • Go to sleep on Jens new dress (Making sure to get fur ALL over it): Check
  • Claws to the kneecaps: Check
  • Do the annoying meow over and over again until Jen has to get up and let me out, then immediately jump back through the window: Check
  • Eat all the good food so Fuzzy gets hungry and Jen has to buy some more with money she doesn't have: Check
Mwuhahahahaha

Jen:1 Bazil:6


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